Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Willy Wonka

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This is a comparison between Craig David's Whats your Flava video and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Evidence why Craig David is a super genius copy cat...

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka put secret golden tickets in some of his candy bars, for lucky children to find and get invited to his house for some fun(apparently Michael Jackson got his ideas from this movie too)

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In Craig David's Video, Craig David hides 4 golden CDs in his new album, so adolescent girls would buy more of his CDs(instead of downloading and deleting his songs), in a hope to revive his plummeting album sales.

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka opens his gates and welcomes them into his house, dressed like an idiot.

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In Craig David's Video, Craig David opens his gates and welcomes them into his house, dressed like an idiot.

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka brings all his guests on a tour of his chocolate factory.

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In Craig David's Video, Craig David makes the girls sit down and listen to him sing songs from his new album.

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka takes his guests on a boat ride on a raging river of chocolate.

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In Craig David's Video, Craig David ALSO takes the girls on a boat ride.....
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Through a tunnel displaying all his music videos.. and if the girls want to ever get in his pants, they had better like what they see...

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka makes the guests listen to his Oompa Lumpa Whatevera's singing.

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In Craig David's Video, Craig David makes the girls listen to him sing.

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Theres a guy thats more interested in Willy's chocolate river than Willy Wonka's nuts(Thats alotta nuts!)

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In Craig David's Video, Theres a girl thats more interested in Craig's moneys than Craig's nuts(and he aint happy)

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Theres a boy thats more interested in getting on TV than playing with Willy.

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In Craig David's Video, Theres a girl thats more interested in getting on TV than playing with Craig.

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, theres a girl thats more interested in squirrels and nuts than Willy himself.

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In Craig David's Video, theres a girl thats more interested in Craig's nuts than Craig himself.

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In Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy picks one child to ride with him in his Computer Graphics Glass Elevator. He then gets a lifetime supply of chocolate.

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In Craig David's Video, Craig picks one girl to ride with him in his Computer Graphics Glass Elevator. He then gives her a lifetime supply of free Craig David song downloads from the apple store online.


So, we now have to answer the ultimate question. Who came first? Craig David or Willy Wonka? Choices choices... Its up to you to decide.. But one thing's for sure.. Both of them are queer...

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