Movie Review : Initial D

Background Info:
Jay Chow, like all other singers who's acting is as bad as their singing, decides to make his first ever movie. With his huge fanbase of adolescent girls, theres bound to be someone who would actually watch it, no matter how shitty a job he does.

Synopsis:
Tofu seller's son, Jay Chow(I can't remember his on-screen name) is damn good at racing. Many professional racers challenge him and end up losing, as Jay is the star of the show and they are not.
In the end, Jay finds out that his girl is a whore and sulks about it.

Like most other Singer-Turned-Actors, Jay does a damn good job at conveying his emotions onscreen.

Here are some examples...


Jay in his car, deep in thought


Jay still in his car, deep in thought


Jay somewhere else, deep in thought


Jay choking on pau, deep in thought

Another character worth mentioning is Anne Suzuki, who plays Jay's bitch in the movie. She is the closest(and only) thing that comes close to a "babe" in the movie. To show you just how hot she is, heres a Voyeuristic shot of her from behind the cinema seat.


Now, some of you may think that Jay's acting skills are abit sub-standard(you are not alone). But they are not. They are in fact, comparable to 2 of the industry's leading actors, Steven Seagal and Jet Li. In the following comparison, you can see all 3 of them using the same facial expressions for

Angry...


Suspicious...


and Happy...


This means that Jay has got it right on his first movie.. Nice work Jay!

MPAA Rating:
R-30(Only 30years old and above) - Reckless driving is something the government does not condone, they don't want the impressionable younglings drifting(or at least trying to) around every corner.(besides, insurance is cheaper after 30 years of age)

Genre:
Comedy

Appeals to:
Young Adolescent Schoolgirls and gays who like emotionless men.

Rating:
DAFANSUREVIEWS refuses to rate this show, as we are incredibly biased against Singers-Turned-Actors-And-Sucking-At-It.
But we believe a picture says more than words ever will...

The Masturbating Monkey in the car(proton), after watching Initial D.