Movie Review : Jet Li's "Unleashed"

Background Info
Jet Li, Asian Kung Fu superstar, disraught at how slow his carrear in Hollywood is progressing, decides to branch out into a field which most actors usually get into sometime in their lives, "Actual Acting".

Synopsis
As an angry chinese man(AKA Danny The Dog), he gets burly caucassian guys to queue up, before proceeding to beat them up one by one in a fight to the death(or until the Caucassian guy falls out of camera, whichever comes first). He soon gets taken in to a family threatened by random caucassian guys, which Jet Li then proceeds to beat up. The show ends with him realizing that beating people up is not everything in a movie, and that pianos are cool.

Unlike conventional Jet Li movies up till now, "Unleashed" features more Jet Li dialogues than any other movie before, thus showcasing his versatile acting skills. Complicated lines include "Yes", "No", "I dont remember", "I don't want to kill anymore", "kiss" and "love".

As a prefessional(self-claimed) actor, he is able to convey his feelings using various facial expressions. He has access to various expressions, including


"Angry"


"Getting Angry"


"Getting Very Angry"


and "Very Angry"

MPAA Rating
NC-16 - for sequences of violence, intense action,sexual content(Jet Li talks about "Kisses", now thats something you wont want your kids to hear) and sub-standard acting skills.

Genre(s)
Comedy(if you're in to that sort of thing)

Rating
dafansureview.blogspot.com gives "Unleashed"

4 out of 5 Potatoes
Its a MUST WATCH!
But only if its at Empress, the choice of dafansu.blogspot.com.