Movie Review: A Lot Like Love

Synopsis
Some guy meets some girl, has sex, meets again alot of times, fall in love, has more sex or something i suppose.

Review
To give a more accurate review of this movie, i shall start with giving the movie 50 points, and adding or subtracting points along the way, with 100 being the best and 0 being the worst.

1530: Only movie to watch is "A Lot Like Love" -1

1535: Realise its an Ashton Kutcher movie. -10

1545: Pay 10rm for tickets +5

1725: Movie starts. We are still queuing for drinks. I get to watch the trailer of a movie made by the people behind spy kids. +2

1730: We enter the cinema. Movie chick is not hot. -5

1732: I realise the movie sucks. -50

1735: Main characters have sex in the airplane toilet. +5

1745: Movie still not over. -5

1800: I decide to listen to my discman. New soundtrack provided by Interpol. +50

1800 and 5 secs: People in front stare at me. I turn down the volume of my discman. -25

1815: Movie is too loud, can't hear my discman. -10

1830: I decide to go to sleep. +1 kabazillion

1900: I wake up. Movie is still not over. -2 kabazillion

1905: Chicken assures me the movie is ending soon. +5

1906: Movie is still not over. -10

1930: Movie ends. +1 kabazillion

Overall score: 1/100